I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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