The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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