Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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