Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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