She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Randomize
