I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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