He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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