Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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