i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
