i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
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