You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
