ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
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