.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Enjoy the penises
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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