TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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