More tranny stories later!
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Randomize
