So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
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