marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
Randomize
