question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
our cab driver is having phone sex.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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