Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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