Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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