I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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