What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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