Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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