Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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