Your tits are I can't wait for
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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