I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
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