their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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