For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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