so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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