that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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