you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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