she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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