4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
why is half of my head shaved?
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