worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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