it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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