3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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