He is like the real live version of the state fair..
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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