On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
3pm strippers are depressing
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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