Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
The air was thick with penises
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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