Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
No subtext here. People are naked.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
What a dumb baby whore.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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