we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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