Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I think I sprained my soul last night
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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