if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
3 2 1 whiskey
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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