No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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