He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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