If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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