he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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