So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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