I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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