so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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