My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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