Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
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