so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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