Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
COCAINE IS GR8
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
