I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I want to make a zoo with you.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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