Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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